PhD in Whatever
Completed in 2022, this prestigious degree was earned through a combination of napping, browsing Reddit, and eating Cheetos. It's a real degree, I swear.
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Secret Society Membership
As a member of the Secret Society, Alice has access to exclusive underground tunnels, hidden passageways, and a network of highly trained, ninja-esque agents. It's a real thing, I swear.
Publications | Lectures | Secret Society Membership | Secret Society Tunnels